Monday, October 15, 2007

Welcome to the 2007 New York Jets


Top 10 things overheard while watching the Jets this season:
10. "That pass was woefully underthrown." (Woefully Underthrown is also the subtitle fo the 2007 NFL films Jets video)
9. "Are there 5 teams in the NFL with worse quarterbacks than Chad Pennington?"
8."Vinny Testaverde won a game in the NFL today, how did we not resign him?"
7. "Truly terrible... that pass was truly terrible"
6. "Good f-ing G-d he is going to get Coles and Cotchery killed before this game is over."
5. "Mangenious? More like Mangina."
4. "How do they NOT start Kellen Clemens next week?" (repeated at the end of every game)
3. "Doesn't matter if we get the first overall pick. This is the Jets, you know whoever they pick is going to suck."
2. "Pennington's mind is writing checks his arm can't cash"
1. "Kind of makes you miss Ken O'Brien"

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